Mom and Dad at the Strategic Energy Party in 2004

Ok ... so all of these people look semi-normal ... but check out the photos on the next page ...

Mom and Dad had the nerve to leave me at home by myself just so they could go to a party.  They
put me in charge of watching Emma and Olive.  (I have yet to receive any babysitting money for
this.)  The party was for the employees of Strategic Energy which is where my Dad works.  This is
the second year they've gone to this event AND the second year I haven't been invited.